I reblog what makes me feel good. Mainly happy stuff, ya know? Hit me up if you're feeling down, I'm happy to turn your frown around :D
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
everyone is trying to change your view
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
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So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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tastes like
free healthcare
tastes like
FREEDOM
tastes like moose
tastes like
leprechauns
Taste’s like you
only sweeter
IM SCREAMING HELP
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thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:
Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.
1912 to 1922.
The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.
He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.
holy shit
And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.
still no oscar
Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.
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